Chattanooga Trainwreck

So every once and awhile I do really stupid things that just make me look like a total idiot-jerk-asshole. Like the time I put the hot red pepper in Josh's desert at the San Francisco Garden Show. Or the time I threw garden books out the window on LA freeway. Or the time I told the preacher not to spit on the microphone or he would get electricuted in front of hundreds of people. Things just pop out of my mouth sometimes...

And this weekend it wasn't any different. We went to the LA Fashion Awards hosted by Melissa Rivers. There were a lot of B-Celebrities there, and over all a lame show, I hadn't eaten dinner and had had a few cocktails, or like 10, whatever, So we are watching the show, and Volcom has this lame ass presenter saying all this crap about how they care about LA Fashion, and then shows us some lame ass video presentation. And apparently I didnt like it, and I screamed out "YOUR COMPANY SUCKS!" Well, thats not a cool thing to do, because all my friends got up and left, and I was then watched by security the rest of the night, and oh yeah, VOLCOM was sponsoring the event, so now the LA Fashion scene and my friends hate me, all in a days work. And as people were getting seated before the show, I was throwing pamplets off the balcony, what a Chattanooga Trainwreck I've become...